Un bărbat ajunge la tribunal, în fața judecătorului. Judecătorul îl întreabă:
– De ce ai furat mașina?
– Domnule judecător, știți, mă grăbeam foarte tare. Trebuia să ajung urgent la serviciu!
Judecătorul îl privește mirat:
– Bine, dar de ce nu ai luat autobuzul?
– Domnule judecător, dar eu nu am permis de conducere pentru autobuz!…
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